1. Irrational Exuberance -- Seven Habits of Highly Defective Investors -- The Ice Age Cometh -- The Ponzi Paradigm -- Dow Wow, Dow Ow -- Money for Nothing? -- Create and Destroy -- The Pizza Principle -- Damaged by the Dow - 2. Portents Abroad -- Asia: What Went Wrong? -- Why Germany Kant Kompete -- We're Not Japan -- A Leap in the Dark - 3. Greenspanomics -- Don't Ask Alan -- Eleven and Counting -- Herd on the Street -- Living with Bears -- Dubya's Double Dip? -- Mind the Gap -- Passing the Buck -- Stocks and Bombs -- The Vision Thing -- Dealing with W -- My Economic Plan - 4.Crony Capitalism, U.S.A. -- Two, Three, Many? -- Enemies of Reform -- Greed Is Bad -- Flavors of Fraud -- Everyone Is Outraged -- Succeeding in Business -- The Insider Game -- The Outrage Constraint -- Business as Usual -- Fuzzy math - 5. The Bait... -- Oops! He Did It Again -- We're Not Responsible -- Fuzzier and Fuzzier -- Et Tu, Alan? -- Slicing the Salami -- The Money Pit -- The Universal Elixir -- Bad Heir Day -- Pants on Fire - 6. And the Switch -- Hitting the Trifecta -- Our Wretched States -- Bush's Aggressive Accounting -- True Blue Americans -- The Great Evasion -- Springtime for Hitler -- Is the Maestro a Hack?.